After getting bored of living off their parents fortunes and hanging out with Yoko Ono the Beatles kids have decided to imaginatively form a band. Weren’t their parents in a band? Who knows?
In what is likely to be a worst decision than engaging Dane Bowers in conversation, the Beatles kids are to follow in their fathers footsteps. Paul McCartney Jr is already actively looking for love on one legged dating sites and Sean Lennon has been seen hanging around a really annoying woman advocating world peace by playing the spoons and laying in bed naked. Nothing promotes world peace more than farting underneath a duvet. Particular worries have been expressed about Ringo Starr's kid as he regularly mistakes the nearest train for being his dad. And he's shit at the drums.
Their first track is to be a 21st century version of ‘With A Little Help From My Friends’ to be tilted ‘With a Little Help From My Facebook Friends List, I seem to be friends with this guy named Gary, I don’t know who the fuck he is’ which after first hearing it I can safely say, it’s shit.